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danced on tables for a living. You could put in a Z and a couple of Ns and an E, but it still looked like a name with extensions built on. It was as bad as Sara, a name that cried out for a prosthetic H.
Well, at least she could do something about the way she looked.
It was the robe. It, a Death wondered about what to wear.
'Hold on,' she said, to her reflection. 'Here . . . I can create things, can't I?'
She held out her hand and thought: cup. A cup appeared. It had a skull‑and‑bones pattern around the rim.
'Ah,' said Susan. 'I suppose a pattern of roses is out of the question? Probably not right for the ambience, I expect.'
She put the cup on the dressing table and tapped it. It went plink in a solid sort of way. might be traditional but . . . she wasn't. The alternative was her school uniform or one of her mother's pink creations. The baggy dress of the Quirm College for Young Ladies was a proud one and, in the mind of Miss Butts at least, proof against all the temptations of the flesh . . . but it lacked a certain panache as costume for the Ultimate Reality. And pink was not even to be thought of.For the first time in the history of the universe
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
John William Waterhouse waterhouse Ophelia
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had invincible walls of common sense. They were beginning to melt like salt in a wet wind, and that made her angry.
There was Grandfather Lezek, of course, on his little farm so poor that even the sparrows had to kneel down to eat. He'd been a nice old chap, so far as she could recall; a bit sheepish, now she came to think about it, especially when her father was Flume, in the fifth form, was always boasting that her great‑great-grandmother had once been seduced by the god Blind to in the form of a vase of daisies, which apparently made her a demi‑hemi-semi‑goddess. She said her mother found it useful to get a table in restaurants. Saying you were a close relative of Death probably would not have the same effect. You praround.Her mother had told Susan that her own father had been...Now she came to think about that, she wasn't sure what her mother had told her. Parents were quite clever at not telling people things, even when they used a lot of words. She'd just been left with the impression that he wasn't around.Now it was being suggested that he was renowned for being around all the time.It was like having a relative in trade.A god, now . . . a god would be something. Lady Odile obably wouldn't even manage a seat near the kitchen.
had invincible walls of common sense. They were beginning to melt like salt in a wet wind, and that made her angry.
There was Grandfather Lezek, of course, on his little farm so poor that even the sparrows had to kneel down to eat. He'd been a nice old chap, so far as she could recall; a bit sheepish, now she came to think about it, especially when her father was Flume, in the fifth form, was always boasting that her great‑great-grandmother had once been seduced by the god Blind to in the form of a vase of daisies, which apparently made her a demi‑hemi-semi‑goddess. She said her mother found it useful to get a table in restaurants. Saying you were a close relative of Death probably would not have the same effect. You praround.Her mother had told Susan that her own father had been...Now she came to think about that, she wasn't sure what her mother had told her. Parents were quite clever at not telling people things, even when they used a lot of words. She'd just been left with the impression that he wasn't around.Now it was being suggested that he was renowned for being around all the time.It was like having a relative in trade.A god, now . . . a god would be something. Lady Odile obably wouldn't even manage a seat near the kitchen.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema Caracalla and Geta
Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema Caracalla and GetaFranz Marc The MonkeyFranz Marc RinderFranz Marc Rehe im Schnee
thought Carrot.
'Woof woof,' said the dog.
Carrot's forehead wrinkled.
'It's you, isn't it?' he 'Please?' said Carrot.
Gaspode scratched his ear.
'Maybe I could track her down,' said Gaspode. 'Given the right, you know, encouragement.'
He waggled his eyebrows encouragingly.
'If you find her, I'll give you anything you want,' said Carrot.
'Oh, well. If. Right. Oh, yes. That's all very well, is if. What about something up front? Look said, pointing his sword.'Me? Dogs don't talk,' said Gaspode, hurriedly. 'Listen, I should know. I am one.''You tell me where she's gone. Right now! Or . . .''Yeah? Look,' said Gaspode gloomily, 'the first thing I remember in my life, right, the first thing, was being thrown into the river in a sack. With a brick. Me. I mean, I had wobbly legs and a humorously inside-out ear, I mean, I was fluffy. OK, right, so it was the Ankh. OK, so I could walk ashore. But that was the start, and it ain't never got much better, J mean, J walked ashore inside the sack, dragging the brick. It took me three days to chew my way out. Go on. Threaten me.'
thought Carrot.
'Woof woof,' said the dog.
Carrot's forehead wrinkled.
'It's you, isn't it?' he 'Please?' said Carrot.
Gaspode scratched his ear.
'Maybe I could track her down,' said Gaspode. 'Given the right, you know, encouragement.'
He waggled his eyebrows encouragingly.
'If you find her, I'll give you anything you want,' said Carrot.
'Oh, well. If. Right. Oh, yes. That's all very well, is if. What about something up front? Look said, pointing his sword.'Me? Dogs don't talk,' said Gaspode, hurriedly. 'Listen, I should know. I am one.''You tell me where she's gone. Right now! Or . . .''Yeah? Look,' said Gaspode gloomily, 'the first thing I remember in my life, right, the first thing, was being thrown into the river in a sack. With a brick. Me. I mean, I had wobbly legs and a humorously inside-out ear, I mean, I was fluffy. OK, right, so it was the Ankh. OK, so I could walk ashore. But that was the start, and it ain't never got much better, J mean, J walked ashore inside the sack, dragging the brick. It took me three days to chew my way out. Go on. Threaten me.'
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Vincent van Gogh Olive grove I
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chimes the hours afterwards,' said Carrot.
'It's slow, then,' said Sergeant Colon. 'All the others just struck, you couldn't miss 'em.'
'My cousin Jorgen makes ones like these,' said Cuddy. 'They keep better time than demons or water clocks or candles. Or those big 'Um. I chipped in a few dollars each from you new recruits,' he added, blushing. 'I mean . . . you can pay me back when you like. If you want to. I mean . . . you'd be bound to be friends. Once you got to know him.'
The rest of the Watch exchanged glances.
He could lead armies, Angua thought. He really could. Some people have inspired whole countries to great deeds because of the power of their vision. And so could he. Not because he dreams abopendulum things.''There's a spring and wheels,' said Carrot.'The important bit,' said Cuddy, taking an eyeglass from somewhere in his beard and examining the watch carefully, 'is a little rocking-thingummy that stops the wheels from going too fast.''How does it know if they're going too fast?' said Angua.'It's kind of built-in,' said Cuddy. 'Don't understand it much myself. What's this inscription here . . .'He read it aloud.' "A Watch From, Your Old Freinds in the Watch"?''It's a play on words,' said Carrot.There was a long, embarrassed silence.
chimes the hours afterwards,' said Carrot.
'It's slow, then,' said Sergeant Colon. 'All the others just struck, you couldn't miss 'em.'
'My cousin Jorgen makes ones like these,' said Cuddy. 'They keep better time than demons or water clocks or candles. Or those big 'Um. I chipped in a few dollars each from you new recruits,' he added, blushing. 'I mean . . . you can pay me back when you like. If you want to. I mean . . . you'd be bound to be friends. Once you got to know him.'
The rest of the Watch exchanged glances.
He could lead armies, Angua thought. He really could. Some people have inspired whole countries to great deeds because of the power of their vision. And so could he. Not because he dreams abopendulum things.''There's a spring and wheels,' said Carrot.'The important bit,' said Cuddy, taking an eyeglass from somewhere in his beard and examining the watch carefully, 'is a little rocking-thingummy that stops the wheels from going too fast.''How does it know if they're going too fast?' said Angua.'It's kind of built-in,' said Cuddy. 'Don't understand it much myself. What's this inscription here . . .'He read it aloud.' "A Watch From, Your Old Freinds in the Watch"?''It's a play on words,' said Carrot.There was a long, embarrassed silence.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Thomas Kinkade Sunrise Chapel
Thomas Kinkade Sunrise Chapel
being lugged into position, and various clankings and swearwords.'All right, come on in.'The clown led
Thomas Kinkade Streams of Living Water
overweight. A pair of rubber braces, so that his trousers bounced up and down when he walked, were a further component in the overall picture of a complete and utter twerp.'Yes,' said Colon. 'There is.''Sure?''Positive.''Sorry about that,' said the clown. 'It's stupid, I know, but kind of traditional. Wait a moment.'There were sounds
Thomas Kinkade Spirit of Christmas
'There seems to be a bucket of whitewash over the door,' he said.
'Is there?' said the . He wasn't fat, but a sort of hoop in his trousers was supposed to make him look amusingly of a stepladder the way through the gatehouse. There was no sound but the flop-flop of his boots on the cobbles. Then an idea seemed to occur to him.
'It's a long shot, I know, but I suppose neither of you gentlemen'd like a sniff of my buttonhole?'
'No.'
'No.'
being lugged into position, and various clankings and swearwords.'All right, come on in.'The clown led
Thomas Kinkade Streams of Living Water
overweight. A pair of rubber braces, so that his trousers bounced up and down when he walked, were a further component in the overall picture of a complete and utter twerp.'Yes,' said Colon. 'There is.''Sure?''Positive.''Sorry about that,' said the clown. 'It's stupid, I know, but kind of traditional. Wait a moment.'There were sounds
Thomas Kinkade Spirit of Christmas
'There seems to be a bucket of whitewash over the door,' he said.
'Is there?' said the . He wasn't fat, but a sort of hoop in his trousers was supposed to make him look amusingly of a stepladder the way through the gatehouse. There was no sound but the flop-flop of his boots on the cobbles. Then an idea seemed to occur to him.
'It's a long shot, I know, but I suppose neither of you gentlemen'd like a sniff of my buttonhole?'
'No.'
'No.'
Lorenzo Lotto Nativity
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out across rolling vistas without getting cattle and inconvenient poor people wandering across the lawns. Under Bloody Stupid's errant pencil it was dug fifty feet deep and had claimed three gardeners already.
The maze was so small that people got lost looking for it.
But the PatricianI didn't make any noise . . .
'Ah, Havelock—' he began.
'You have something to tell me, doctor?'
'It's been . . . mislaid.'
'Yes. And no doubt you are anxiously seeking it. Very well. Good day.'
The Patrician hadn't moved his head the whole time. He hadn't even bothered to ask what It was. He bloody well knows, thought Cruces. How is it you can never tell him anything he doesn't rather liked the gardens, in a quiet kind of way. He had certain views about the mentality of most of mankind, and the gardens made him feel fully justified.Piles of paper were stacked on the lawn around the chair. Clerks renewed them or took them away periodically. They were different clerks. All sorts and types of information flowed into the Palace, but there was only one place where it all came together, very much like strands of gossamer coming together in the centre of a web.A great many rulers, good and bad and quite often dead, know what happened; a rare few actually manage, by dint of much effort, to know what's happening. Lord Vetinari considered both types to lack ambition.'Yes, Dr Cruces,' he said, without looking up.How the hell does he do it? Cruces wondered. I know
out across rolling vistas without getting cattle and inconvenient poor people wandering across the lawns. Under Bloody Stupid's errant pencil it was dug fifty feet deep and had claimed three gardeners already.
The maze was so small that people got lost looking for it.
But the PatricianI didn't make any noise . . .
'Ah, Havelock—' he began.
'You have something to tell me, doctor?'
'It's been . . . mislaid.'
'Yes. And no doubt you are anxiously seeking it. Very well. Good day.'
The Patrician hadn't moved his head the whole time. He hadn't even bothered to ask what It was. He bloody well knows, thought Cruces. How is it you can never tell him anything he doesn't rather liked the gardens, in a quiet kind of way. He had certain views about the mentality of most of mankind, and the gardens made him feel fully justified.Piles of paper were stacked on the lawn around the chair. Clerks renewed them or took them away periodically. They were different clerks. All sorts and types of information flowed into the Palace, but there was only one place where it all came together, very much like strands of gossamer coming together in the centre of a web.A great many rulers, good and bad and quite often dead, know what happened; a rare few actually manage, by dint of much effort, to know what's happening. Lord Vetinari considered both types to lack ambition.'Yes, Dr Cruces,' he said, without looking up.How the hell does he do it? Cruces wondered. I know
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Mark Spain Cordoba
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Will you look at the size of the horn on that thing?”
“I can see clear enough,” said Granny calmly.
The unicorn lowered its head and charged. Nanny Ogg reached the nearest tree with low branches and leapt upward. ..
Granny Weatherwax folded her arms.
“Come on, Esme!”
“No. I ain’t been 306
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because wishing was soppy, but she felt a tiny regret that she’d never be able to meet them.
Perhaps some were going to die, now, here on this path. Everything thinking clear enough, but I am now.There’s some things I don’t have to run from.”The white shape bulleted down the avenue of trees, a thousand pounds of muscle behind twelve inches of glisten-ing hom. Steam swirled behind it.“Esme!”Circle time was ending. Besides, she knew now why her mind had felt so unravelled, and that was a help. She couldn’t hear the ghostly thoughts of all the other Esme Weatherwaxes anymore.Perhaps some lived in a world ruled by elves. Or haddied long ago. Or were living what they thought were happylives. Granny Weatherwax seldom wished for anything,
Will you look at the size of the horn on that thing?”
“I can see clear enough,” said Granny calmly.
The unicorn lowered its head and charged. Nanny Ogg reached the nearest tree with low branches and leapt upward. ..
Granny Weatherwax folded her arms.
“Come on, Esme!”
“No. I ain’t been 306
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because wishing was soppy, but she felt a tiny regret that she’d never be able to meet them.
Perhaps some were going to die, now, here on this path. Everything thinking clear enough, but I am now.There’s some things I don’t have to run from.”The white shape bulleted down the avenue of trees, a thousand pounds of muscle behind twelve inches of glisten-ing hom. Steam swirled behind it.“Esme!”Circle time was ending. Besides, she knew now why her mind had felt so unravelled, and that was a help. She couldn’t hear the ghostly thoughts of all the other Esme Weatherwaxes anymore.Perhaps some lived in a world ruled by elves. Or haddied long ago. Or were living what they thought were happylives. Granny Weatherwax seldom wished for anything,
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