Pierre Auguste Renoir The Umbrellas

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was told, We apologise for the recent lapse in standards. ‘Lapse?’ said the Archchancellor, now totally mystified.’Well, uh. I’m not sure there’s been a . . . I mean, of course the fella was always knockin’ around, but most of the time we hardly . . .’
He was told, life effects. The figure wavered and began to fade.
The Archchancellor waved his hands desperately.
‘Wait!’ he said.’You can’t just go like that! I command you to stay! What service? What does it all mean? Who are you?’
The hood turned back towards him and said, We are nothing.
‘That’s no help! What is your name?’
We are oblivion.
The figure vanished.It has all been most irregular.‘It has? Has it? Oh, well, can’t have irregularity,’said the Archchancellor.He was told, It must have been terrible.‘Well, I . . . that is . . . I suppose we . . . I’m not sure . . . must it?’ He was told, But now the burden is removed. Rejoice. That is all. There will be a short transitional period before a suitable candidate presents itself, and then normal service will be resumed. In the meantime, we apologise for any unavoidable inconvenience caused by superfluous